xnirx  (11 years ago)

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7O Yr Old Man asks his Wife do U Feel sad Wen U See Me Runing behind Young gals?
Wyf replies: Not at all, Even dogs chase Cars but dey can’t drive it!
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Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”
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Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends/boy friends at one time
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
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Listen” and “Silent” r 2 words having same Alphabets.
Amazingly both r meant for “HUSBAND

SMILE
Is not a single word..
It is beautiful sentence
S – Speak, M – More, I – In, L – Less, E – Energy
...So always keep smiling...

good night
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xnirx  (11 years ago)

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☆A HUG IS A HAND SHAKE FROM THE HEART☆
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Benefits Of Hugging
▶Reduces heart disease◀
▶ Diminishes stress◀
▶ Promotes longevity ◀
▶ Strengthens social ties◀
▶ Lowers blood pressure ◀
▶ Lowers heart Ache ◀
Benefits the hugger and the huggee equally
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♣True Love is like a pillow♣
♣U could HUG it when Ur in trouble♣
♣U could CRY on it when Ur in pain♣
♣U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy♣
╰❤╮ Want True Love?╰❤╮
Spend $.2 buy a Pillow
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♥If u r angry with ur lovable friend♥
♥just put a side ur egos♥
♥hug each other & say♥
♥I NEED U IDIOT! AT LEAST TO FIGHT WITH ME♥
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xnirx  (11 years ago)

"U know Y people say dat U can't sleep when U r in Love?

Coz..

4 the 1st time in ur life

U wil find sUmthng realy

more beautiful dan ur dreams.."

GOOD NIGHT

xnirx  (11 years ago)

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THIS IS FUNNY
Beggar: Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you Vodka.
Beggar: I don’t drink, Give me food.
Man: I’ll give you cigarettes.
Beggar: I don’t smoke.
Man: I’ll take you to race.
Beggar: I don’t gamble.
Man: I’ll get you girl friend.
Beggar: I love only my wife.
Man: I’ll give you food, but first you have to come to my house.
Beggar: Why?
Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when
they don’t Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!


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Keep your head high, keep your chin up,
because life's a beautiful thing and
there's so much to smile about.

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U r in charge in how U feel and today U can choose happiness

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Be as happy as possible

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xnirx  (11 years ago)

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Friendship isn't about chilling out together doing common things,
its about when you're in disappointment,
they'll be there for you...
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To know your true friends is actually simple.
Just remember who lift you when you fall.
That's friendship all about...
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We r born Alone, we leave Alone,
we die Alone, Through our love & friendship
can we create the illusion for a moment
that we r not Alone...?
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I want our Relationship to b like Tom n Jerry,
no matter how many times we fight,
we won't be apart...!
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Its ok to cry in a hard situation that you are going thru,
but you cant spend the rest of your life crying,
so wipe them and move on...
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Admz123  (11 years ago)
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xnirx  (11 years ago)

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'!••► we all beautiful ◄••!

For we’re all God’s wonderful creature...!!
He made some big and some small,
Some are young and some are old,
Some are white and some are black,
Some are short and some are tall,
No matter where you come from too,
Whatever the colour of your hair and eyes,
Or the shape of your head and nose,
God made it so and we are all beautiful...!
We’re made in God’s image- that’s cool...!!
Whichever language you do speak,
It doesn’t even matter what you look like,
God loves you for...

••► we are all beautiful ◄••’!!!

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Beautiful Evening 2
My Beautiful Friend

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xnirx  (11 years ago)

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'People are often unreasonable and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.
If you are honest, people may cheat you.
Be honest anyway.
If you find happiness, people may be jealous.
Be happy anyway.
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough.
Give your best anyway.
For you see, in the end, it is between you and God.
It was never between you and them anyway.”

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Good or Bad, Life is full of things to appreciate..
From sadness, we appreciate happiness…
From mistakes, we appreciate experience….
From friends, we appreciate laughter…
From love, we appreciate companionship….
From Faith, we appreciate God..and
From all the above, we appreciate growth...

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xnirx  (11 years ago)

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Don't let your smile
collapse for silly reasons.

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Why do we let the silliest things get to us?
Why do we continue to let our smiles disappear for the silliest of reasons?
In life our most valuable asset is our time,
because our time is something we can never get back.
Many times we choose to treat this valuable resource as street litter,
or waste, instead of valuing each minute we spend,
and trying to live as happily as possible along the way.

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During the hard times, during the pain,
stay humble, stay confident, stay polished,
stay joyous. Stay smiling....

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Don't let your smile
collapse for silly reasons.

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