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mogial96  (12 years ago)
Sweetie do I love you becoz YOU are beautifull, or are YOU beautifull becoz I love you??
mogial96  (12 years ago)
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog
in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I
will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman
said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this
wish will also make your husband the
most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will floc to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will
be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-
she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she
wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make
your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than
you. "
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's
his is mine."
So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!

The
frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a
mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't
mess with them.

Attention
female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue
feeling good

Male
readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times
"milder" than his wife!!!

Moral of the story : Women think they're really smart .

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Hahahahaha..
mogial96  (12 years ago)
Sweetie YOU make MY life beautifull
Love u soooo much forever nd ever *hugs* *muaaaaahhhhhhhhh*
mogial96  (12 years ago)
Sweetie you knw, At times I can't find words enough to express how deeply I felt for YOU..
Bt I want YOU to knw that.. YOU hold a very special place in my heart
And with every passing day I m falling more nd more in love with u
Love u soooooo much forever *muaaaaahhhhhhhh*
mogial96  (12 years ago)
Have I told YOU yet..
How much you mean to ME
Habe I told YOU yet..
About all the happiness YOU bring!!
Have I told YOU yet..
That YOU mean the whole world to ME
Jst in the case I haven't..
I want YOU to knw that..
YOU are the best thing, that's ever happened to me!!
I love you soooooo much sweetie.. Love u ever nd forever
mogial96  (12 years ago)
Sweetie having you in my life, is a beautifull feeling
You make me feel so special, with all that you say nd with all that u do
And today all I want to say is..
You are the one I love nd no matter what
I WILL FOREVER KEEP LOVING YOU SWEETIE
Love u sooooooooooooooo much my angel.. Love u forever..
mogial96  (12 years ago)
sweetie you knw you've strummed the strings of my heart
Which plays for you to say..
"Baby I love you more and more everyday"
*hugs* *hugs* *muaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
mogial96  (12 years ago)
sweetie you knw you've strummed the strings of my heart
Which plays for you to say..
"Baby I love you more and more everyday"
*hugs* *hugs* *muaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
mogial96  (12 years ago)
I love u sooooo much my sweetie-pie u knw sweetie u r like a drug to me.. Haha.. I m sooo much addicted to u that I want u forever nd ever
Every night when I sleep I dream about u.. Everytime I close my eyes I see u nd when I open my eyes jst want to see only u
Love u soooooo much my amgel.. *muaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
mogial96  (12 years ago)
Sweetie u knw if I had a flower for everytime u make me smile nd laugh..
Then I'd have a garden to walk in FOREVER
Love u soooooooooo much my sweet angel *muahhhhhhhhhhhhh*

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