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if you are so boring this day , here are some funny quote for you , enjox ^^ -> When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.You cry, I cry, ….you laugh, I laugh… you jump off a cliff i laugh even harder!!Don’t knock on death’s door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.If a rose represents love, then why does it always die?practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so wats the point of practicing?When nothing goes right, Go left.why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?Rule #1 I’m always rightRule #2 If i’m wrong please look at rule #1Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.My mind is like lighting, one brilliant flash, then its gone…I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.So . Which one is the funniest ? Tell me and thanks ^^ ! (12 years ago)

gift0101
thank you for sharing.. ^o^ (12 years ago)

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